“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
^——— This, right here.
ELIE SAAB Paris Fashion Week 2014 - Part 1
“We’re brothers, you and I.”
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I fell apart at Government Majors
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
pretty sure it’s katy perry
or jared leto
Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.
I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.
oh my god.
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
the most comforting words a father can say
look at the fucking dog
I’m crying again
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
guys someone did it
This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes