one time i tried ta make a girl wit a cups suck her own titty her head almost went inside her chest like dem power ranger toys
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that
Science-inspired necklaces from the Delftia Etsy store
I wanna watch a comedy where a straight girl and a gay guy both want some dud to fall in love with them so they both start competing for him and trying to find out if he’s straight or gay and at the end you find out he’s bi and they just look at each other with exhausted expressions on their faces
A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007
The caption changes so many assumptions
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
ARE YOU SERIOUS
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
Megara meeting in Epcot, video by Disney LifeStyler [x]
Watch the video, she does the voice perfectly. Omg.
NO REALLY GUYS WATCH THE VIDEO LIKE DISNEY BROUGHT HER TO LIFE TO RUN AROUND OH MY GOSH
The sass is tangible
don’t fuck up sherlock s4
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing