“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso
The best thing about Star Wars is its insistence on using Powerpoint presentation slide transitions to change scenes
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president
filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger
“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.
just had to
this is why i love banksy.
i mean do you see this shit
this stuff is deep
i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up
I’ve been saying this for a while now. This art is amazing
looks like I just wasn’t vulgar enough for rawrimadinosaur3212
I can never stop laughing at this
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 01: Dan Stevens and Benedict Cumberbatch attends a Gala Screening of ‘The Guest’ at Soho Hotel on September 1, 2014 in London, England
Can you please just shoot me now?
F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion on Jimmy Kimmel [x]
Subtle and understated as always
cute. Also cute kitty.